Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Let's Get It On

I'm convinced EVERY couple has some sort of issue when it comes to the bedroom.  The most vocal of us (yes, us) seem to be the ones who aren't getting enough sex, which experts will say is not only a symptom of problems in the relationship but of society in general.  But we all know people who have problems with their significant other because somebody, be it one or both, is having too much sex.  Am I right?  Seriously.
So I'm a Serial Googler.  Anything that pops into my head, I look up.  I'm sure it drives my doctors insane.  After another group, estrogen-fueled rant with friends about not getting enough from the relationship (apparently, a LOT of us had some "discussions" with our significant others last night), I felt the need to do some research.

But in looking up advice, I stumble across this.  This is the advice men are giving to each other.  Which, really, in a general, anatomical sense, isn't inaccurate.  But it's missing the boat.  Those are the targets to find, but if Chica's pissed that you forgot to pick up the diapers you promised 15 times you wouldn't forget, or you didn't come home on amount of stimulation is gonna get you a happy ending.  Capiche???  Use that checklist after the action's started.

I've got good news and bad news for all of our husbands, then.  The good news is that the research has been completed and we know the key to a woman's...ahem, chastity belt?...has been discovered.  The bad news is that the 15 minutes of foreplay guys used to complain about?  It's now been extended to days weeks whatever it takes.  A happy, loved woman who feels good about herself is more likely to create a happy, loved, satisfied partner.

Oh, and since I really can't help you with your specific issues, I've gone to my beloved Dr. Oz for some personalized information.  Check out this little quiz.  I mean, maybe, possibly, we could be partially to blame for our issues, right?

And if all else fails, girls?  I can offer some names of companies that do great sex toy parties... 

1 comment:

  1. LOVE this post!!! So true. I really think that Jerry and I have an okay sex life. . . but I will admit that being irritated about little things is a big turn off. When I get over that and get it on, though . . . I'm always happier. :)

    TMI? You asked for it! hehehe